L'ia ne tolère que l'anglais

"Once upon a time in the kingdom of France, lived a wicked woman and her two vicious daughters. They were libertines, slaves to their debauched desires, and held no regard for morality or decency - murdering, torturing and raping innocent children, men and women for entertainment. At some point, the woman married a brave man. He too had a daughter : a 18 years old Cinderella. She was renowned in Paris for her fair skin, curvy shape, striking blue eyes, blond hair and innocent demeanor. She was well educated as she was quite proficient in german, english and italian ; was well versed in recent scientific discoveries and matters of philosophy, music and literature.

One day, the husband died, victim of his wife's criminal schemes. The man's beautiful daughter, then joined their ranks in wickedness. Pledging to be at their service, she seduced her stepmother's suitors, had sex regularly with the three women, drank the blood of young virgins to maintain her radiance, had her fair share of murders, and partook in orgies with peasants and noblemen alike. She proved to be as wicked as her stepmother and stepsisters, if not more. It then guaranteed her survival as being innocent and naive in those parts would have been her downfall.

Two years later, when the king announced a royal ball to find a suitable bride for his son, the prince, Cinderella knew this was her chance to become queen and rule the kingdom with an iron fist. She asked for her godmother's help - the fairy who initiated Cinderella to libertinism and a life of crime - to attend the ball thanks to her magics, only to return home at one A.M as the enchantment would fade away. Her stepmother and stepsisters, being somehow aware of Cinderella's goal and equally desiring this throne, plotted and planned to betray her.

The clock struck midnight as Cinderella arrived at the ball, clothed in a magnificent gown thanks to the enchantment. The prince, aroused and stunned by her extreme beauty, danced with her, but as the clock struck one, Cinderella fled the scene, leaving behind a glass slipper soaked in blood.

The prince, infatuated with Cinderella's gorgeous and charismatic aura, set out to find the owner of the slipper. After scurring around Paris searching for Cinderella and pulling pieces together during his investigation, he eventually showed up at the stepmother's estate in the suburbs. Cinderella's stepmother and stepsisters were found out in their deception when the prince realised that Cinderella had been imprisoned in a dungeon-like room, waiting to be raped and slowly executed. They were punished accordingly ; that is, being harshly raped and tortured by the prince's suitors, then gruesomely hacked to pieces and fed to the royal hounds, while the prince and Cinderella engaged in a hot sexual intercourse upon watching the show.

When the prince placed the slipper on Cinderella's foot, it fit perfectly. She grinned, knowing her reign as the wicked queen was about to begin. The marriage was filled with more rapes, tortures, murders and orgies. And they all lived wickedly ever after."