If cooking my balls in the microwave was the price to pay to hear him moan through the door when one of his turds has trouble coming out for just a moment I would do it without hesitation, none of you have any idea what I would be willing to do for that.

If I had one of his turds in my hands I would dig a hole in it with my fingers to insert my penis and I would fuck him like there was no tomorrow even if between us I don't see how I could last more than 15 seconds it's so exciting. After ejaculating I will take care to lick each of my fingers as well as practice auto-fellatio in order to sustain myself from the residue of shit clinging to my cock, it would be a shame to waste that.

I let her humiliate me, ballbust me, strap on me, shit on me, fart, piss, puke on me, whip me, hit me, insult me, crush me, gag me, bury me, tie me up and do the worst things you can do to a man whenever she wants. I smear her period blood all over my body, I use her piss to season her shit, I eat some of it and keep the rest to make a purifying mask, I inhale her asshole with full lungs, I take showers with her drool and white discharge, if she has hemorrhoids I lick them until I collapse from exhaustion and finally I make a cast of her feet to insert them in my ass.

Omelette du fromage

Madman from the asylum

With some Worcestershire sauce on top

Exquisite init?

Are you jocking ? I'm not feeding your bullshit just go try to piss someone else